ugh.

foodchewer:

grilled cheese

no offense but i want to set you on fire

The oddest things hurt me. They get stuck in my head and replay over and over.
Unknown  (via unlively)
NICE THOUGHTS CHALLENGE. Once you get this you have to say five nice things about yourself publicly then send this to ten of your favourite followers.

Aww thank you ^-^

I’m a great friend

I make good breakfast

I have a super intense imagination 

I always look for the good in people

I have a jiggly butt

You can pretend I don’t exist but I still made you cum.
I want this etched into my gravestone.  (via usvojena)